I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
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some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie
She is written in a foreign tongue.
Henry James, The Portrait of a Lady (via thelovejournals)
Kafka trying to hit on girl
- Kafka: I'm embarrassed because I desire you
- Girl: Get lost
- Kafka: I'm already lost in a world full of bureaucracy, i feel like a gigantic cockroaches and my father doesn't like me
- Girl: loser
every porn ever
- guy: *touches girl on the arm*
- girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
THE LITTLE GIRL IS NOT EURUS
IT’S JOHN
IT’S FUCKING JOHN
THIS IS THE PLANE SCENE
THERE IS NO ONE SITTING ON THE SEAT BETWEEN JOHN AND MARY
SAME THING WITH THE SEAT OF THE GIRL AND HER MOTHER
AND THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE ARE SLEEPING IN BOTH SCENES
AND THERE’S A THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE IN BOTH SCENES
JOHN IS DREAMING / HALLUCINATING
AND HE IS ON THE PHONE WITH SHERLOCK AFTER EURUS SHOT HIM
AND THAT’S WHY THE CARPET LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE OF BLOOD
THE PLACE CRASH IS SYMBOLIC, IT MEANS THAT JOHN IS DYING
AND SHERLOCK IGNORING “VATICAN CAMEOS” IS ONE OF HIS FEARS
THE FINAL PROBLEM IS JOHN DYING
FUCK MEEEEE I AM SCREAMING, I AM ASCENDING!!!
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable”
and the added “i have good fashion taste just no money”